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The Absence

It’s been quite a while since I’ve updated this Tumblelog with a meaningful update.

Here are places where I can generally be found these days -

Twitter - http://ping.fm/WqFvs
Booksie - http://ping.fm/rqg6p
Wordpress - http://ping.fm/XO7CL

Gimme a hug on there will ya! Oh and read my ahem.. stories on Booksie. :D

The 5 Faces of Evil

Good afternoon my minions! Today we are going to look into and dissect one of my major foes, I call her Lady Evil, some call her the Head Itch [true, it refuses to go away!], although she’s more popularly known as Shani. The Hindu God or more perhaps Saturn, bringer of ill luck. Presenting Shani the Perera!

[Due to technical difficulties, we could not get a photo.]

As if all the above titles were not enough Shani has five different personalities kind of like Ravana’s 10 heads. Lets analyse them -

1. Personality no.1 - The original Shani who I compare to chocolate - tempting yet bitter. 100% Pure, unadulterated evil. Looks deceive they say and its true. For in a rabbit’s skin is hidden a lion… a Sri Lankan lion. Beware!
2. Personality no.2 - Almost as dangerous as the first one. The name given for this personality is Bucket. Almost as equipped with evilness as the former personality, Bucket is very adept at defeating her enemies, her only weakness being she likes to play with her food. Use that to your advantage! Essentially it is a lion in a lion’s skin.
3. Personality no.3 - The easiest and most vulnerable of all the Personalities, the Ish personality is very very interesting for it is a perfect representation of a male human being. Although well learned and spoken, Ish suffers from the weakness of male’s and as you know them… POWER TO THE HORDE!! [Hint: If you ever do get caught in a tight spot with this personality, offer it KFC Chicken.]
4. Personality no.4 - The most interesting of them all for this personality lives OUTSIDE of Shani and it goes by the name of Cat. Like all cats, it is shrewd and cunning and wills to conquer and dominate the world. We however have no trouble with this one as it is locked in a tussle with no.1 over who gets to challenge me to take over the world. Nope, don’t get fooled if they say “We made truce”… sugar coated lies, men! 
5. Personality no.5 - Mysterious. You’ll rarely see this. Reports indicate that this personality has god like powers and a thirst for blood. This manifests itself when Shani is under too much stress or is angry. If you’ve never known fear enough to piss in your pants, trust me, you will. :twisted: Researchers at the Geeky University have named this as “Shanius Invictus”. Be afraid… very afraid… run to your momma now!

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Addendum to the previous post.

I finally chatted with Cat and Shani albeit separetely.

I learned: Both are real people, and they’re good people.

Hey I can doubt, can’t I? :P

Chat Woes

Logged into Google Talk.

Cat is available! We chat for 10 minutes… my connection IZ Stable.

Shani is online!

We decide to use a group chat but it has to be done through gmail. Shani does it.

Click on link to chat.

Electricity goes down. Thankfully it came back in 5 mins.

Google Talk doesn’t sign in.

The Group Chat Window loads after 5 mins. Nobody is on there plus I’m getting signed out.

My Question to Google: WHY DO I HAVE TO FREAKING DOWNLOAD A 1.7MB SOFTWARE AND YET HAVE OPEN A BROWSER WINDOW FOR GROUP CHAT?!! The reason why I got GTalk Desktop was because I keep getting signed out on the web interface plus it takes ages to load on my conn.

I hate WEB 2.0! Not everybody has broadband LOSERS… Choice or Not!

Just a memory...

During an English lecture when I was in college, the teacher was lecturing the girls on their dress sense. I don’t remember how it arrived to that but she was saying that Girls wearing Tees and Jeans is not good for the culture. Boys may think they’re hot now, but at the time of marriage they’d want their girl in a saree, no Tees and Jeans.

Cue my deskmate, “Professor, is that why you started wearing sarees?!” She never lectured us on anything after that. 

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Just remember what sort of nuisance me and my deskmate used to make in class. All the teachers [except the Biology one, he was nice, so were nice too!] feared us but couldn’t do anything as we were among the top rankers. But they did request us to change our desk and sit on the last one. :D